Sunday, May 2, 2010

How to grow time.... infertile style

Hey there fellow IFers!

Do you find that there aren't enough hours in the day?

Does staring at pee sticks and contemplating when to have sex interfere with your jobs and household duties?

Do you ever wish you simply had more time to dream up imaginary pregnancy symptoms?

Well, step right up, because I've got the solution for you!

Listening to your fertile friends discuss IN GRAPHIC DETAIL the births of their five collective children is a sure fire way to make 2 hours stretch into a time warp that feels like two years!

I guarantee it.

Man, I really need more infertile friends in real life.

1 comment:

  1. I hear you sweetie! I need more infertile friends too! Sounds like a painful experience!!